Fifty Shades of a Man: Shade 1

GROSS. Let me just say this, after spending 2 hours deep cleaning my bathroom over a span of two days, ya'll men are disgusting! Pint sized and adult, you are gross! How many times do you need to be potty trained throughout your life? I mean really, if you're going to piss all over the toilet and bathroom floor, do everyone a favor and just wear some damn depends.

I clean my bathroom once a week at least and deep clean it once a month and every single time I want to vomit. Little boys are the worst! They are gross and I am so thankful I never had a little brother. They start out by pissing all over the place, not wiping their asses, not brushing their teeth, and then lead into eventually giving up on showers all together. One day they decide to start taking showers again but only when they want to show interest in women and get laid. Then they find that girl they want to date and get comfortable, too comfortable. They eventually start peeing all over the place again and not keeping up on hygiene. Maybe they're just being lazy but damn!!! PAY ATTENTION TO WHERE YOUR SHOOTING THAT THING! Sheesh!

And the next time I hear a man say "that girl is nasty" I'm just going to come out and say it. "Do every female a favor and put an air freshener under your balls and wipe you damn ass!"

Happy Thanksgiving!